How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.
Bitch I’m wet
Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?
Or am I just fat?
(The new working title of my memoirs)
Why steal porn when you can just watch this?
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If you’ve ever wondered how lakes are stocked with fish, here it is! Thousands of native fish are being dropped from an airplane. Video is from the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources.
this is so funny to m
Goodbye bitches
PetSmart Fish Lady: You have to be very careful not to jostle the goldfish, then let him sit in the bag in the tank for an hour to let his temperature adjust to your tank, and then carefully pour it into the water.
Utah Fish Official: BOMBS AWAY FUCKERS
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how elton john runs from the police
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This whole movie was one giant pun
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Chance The Rapper just won this season of SNL
When you lie on the application but get the job anyway and now you have to do the work.
I’m crying 😂
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men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house
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radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea:
vines that only get good in the last 2 seconds are the best
“ooo!”
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Julie.
